superhero-nerd:

stuckinthe-climb:

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

ianstagram:

Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!

Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil

blarhiv:

parodybit:

trash-slut:

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

Augh, my tea!

yelnatszeroni:

growing up as a lesbian is constantly wanting boys attention but immediately feeling disgust or fear when said boy gives u attention

redscout:

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

im-prada–u-nada:

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

teathattast:

“hey can I use your bathroom?”

Yeah up the jairs first door on your left

see-you-space-catboy:

see-you-space-catboy:

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore

mercury-hutton:

i want killer queen to be liquified and injected directly into my bloodstream